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cocktane:

convoy-of-peace:

^okay he needs to do shit now.^

Fine. So be it, Megatron.

^turns around and PUNCHES OCTANE IN THE FACE^

/fUCK THAT HURTS/

/NOW YOU GET TWO HOSES WRAPPED AROUND YOUR NECK MOTHERFUCKER/

^DO YOU THINK I CAN’T HANDLE THIS SHIT. I GO TOE TO TOE WITH MEGATRON.^

^he starts pulling the hoses off, trying to tangle them up NOT around his neck^

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^okay he needs to do shit now.^

Fine. So be it, Megatron.

^turns around and PUNCHES OCTANE IN THE FACE^

triggercrotch:

convoy-of-peace:

triggercrotch:

Not really, but I don’t want to give your officer back.

Why? What use do you have from him?

Intel.

Haven’t you gathered enough?

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triggercrotch:

Not really, but I don’t want to give your officer back.

Why? What use do you have from him?

(Source: convoy-of-peace)

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triggercrotch:

convoy-of-peace:

triggercrotch:

convoy-of-peace:

Megatron, we only came here for Jazz. We can avoid confrontation. Let us leave peacefully with our friend.

No.

We do not need anymore useless violence. Let us go. We will do nothing more but retrieve our friend.

I said no.

Is this all really necessary?

triggercrotch:

convoy-of-peace:

Megatron, we only came here for Jazz. We can avoid confrontation. Let us leave peacefully with our friend.

No.

We do not need anymore useless violence. Let us go. We will do nothing more but retrieve our friend.

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Megatron, we only came here for Jazz. We can avoid confrontation. Let us leave peacefully with our friend.

Primus, we have no time for perimeters, we need to move forward!

[I don’t think the Autobots are winning this one…]

partyambulance911:

convoy-of-peace:

partyambulance911:

*sets up his little combat deck thing near their entrance* Alright, time to break out the rust on this thing… 

This thing is worse than Roller.

Shut up it’s got a big gun on it and will provide good cover.

Sir. 

Just don’t get hurt too bad, we need you here to make sure Jazz isn’t dying.

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