Does anyone wish to volunteer a trip to Cybertron?
YOU STILL HAVEN’T FOUND SHOCKWAVE HAHAHA
SHOULD’VE TAKEN ME
I’D PLOW THROUGH THOSE FUCKING WALLS AND GET THOSE FUCKING FEMMES
AND THEN
I’D BE SKULLFUCKING THOSE CUNTS ALL NIGHT LONG
Harsh.
YOU DON’T KNOW WHAT HARSH IS PUSSIMUS PRIME
I WROTE THE FUCKING BOOK ON HARSH
That is very harsh.
YOU STILL HAVEN’T FOUND SHOCKWAVE HAHAHA
SHOULD’VE TAKEN ME
I’D PLOW THROUGH THOSE FUCKING WALLS AND GET THOSE FUCKING FEMMES
AND THEN
I’D BE SKULLFUCKING THOSE CUNTS ALL NIGHT LONG
Harsh.

Today went from not so great (because of Ratchet) to rather entertaining.
Although I should send assistance to Cybertron.
What are you talking about it’s a great idea! We should try it out tonight for fun.
I already put my stuff up here so dibs.
Okay fine, for tonight only.
Wait a second. I feel like there’s something more important going on here than bunk beds.
Pretty cool, right? I was gonna make the berth bigger for you and Elita but this idea was a lot better.
No. It’s not cool. This is a horrible idea.
*Optimus’ quarters are pretty much the same except for the fact there is now a second level to his bunk. Where Ratchet is right now on his little portable console*

Aw, but we were having fun….They are causing issues and do not need to be here. They must leave.
Aww… fine.
Oh hey also I made some adjustments to your room. I think they look a lot better now.
…
What have you done to my quarters?
I made them better.
You could come look I’m my portable console in here.
I’m on my way.


