May 2013
5 posts
matrixchosen:
convoy-of-peace:
matrixchosen:
Oh yeah? Well… I guess I’m just a little too cool for you.
That’s it, I’m giving you the cold shoulder.
Optimus play ice. I’m just having a little fun!
That one was honestly horrible. I believe I won.
matrixchosen:
Oh yeah? Well… I guess I’m just a little too cool for you.
That’s it, I’m giving you the cold shoulder.
matrixchosen:
convoy-of-peace:
You will become the bearer of the Matrix?
#I cannot… #bear it.
I guess you could say the future looks a little… grisly.
Your horrid jokes are the polar opposite of what I need to hear right now.
triggercrotch:
I’m not publishing your other ask.
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You will become the bearer of the Matrix?
April 2013
36 posts
partyambulance911:
I already put so much effort into this one.
Then do the same for your own.
partyambulance911:
convoy-of-peace:
partyambulance911:
convoy-of-peace:
partyambulance911:
They’re pretty great aren’t they?
No. They are not.
…
Do you not have your own room?
My room isn’t as cool as this one.
Then change it.
partyambulance911:
convoy-of-peace:
partyambulance911:
They’re pretty great aren’t they?
No. They are not.
…
Do you not have your own room?
partyambulance911:
They’re pretty great aren’t they?
No. They are not.
partyambulance911:
convoy-of-peace:
I hate these bunk beds so much.
I think they’re swell.
I wish you would let me turn off these basketball lights. I realize you were trying to share interests, but they interfere with recharging.
I hate these bunk beds so much.
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Now. How do I remove this top berth?
We’re not leaving tonight. I need to plan and prepare and pack. We’re not going to rush into anything.
Also, Ratchet, is has come to my attention that one of the dinobots has been… compromised. I am assigning you to the task of caring for him.
Since you have the time to build unnecessary bunk beds, I thought perhaps this might alleviate your boredom; doing your job.
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Fine. I’ll take the dinobots to Cybertron.
partyambulance911:
convoy-of-peace:
partyambulance911:
Hey Optimus, you know, you could send Slag to Cybertron.
…
Ratchet, that is a horrible idea.
No it’s not! He’s a good warrior!
On his own? On a planet he’s never been to before?
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Megatron, your empty threats do not scare me. She is no damsel and she is currently in no distress.
partyambulance911:
Hey Optimus, you know, you could send Slag to Cybertron.
…
Ratchet, that is a horrible idea.
triggercrotch:
convoy-of-peace:
Someone sure loves punching.
Oh, trust me, I’m saving the best of them for my dear Elita.
Did I mean to say ‘my’? … I think I did.
It will take a lot more than one attempted punch to stop Elita.
She belongs to no one, Megatron.
partyambulance911:
convoy-of-peace:
partyambulance911:
I did not give you permission to do this.
When have I ever asked your permission for anything?
This is why I get easily frustrated with you.
Someone sure loves punching.
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Does anyone wish to volunteer a trip to Cybertron?
motormonster:
convoy-of-peace:
motormonster:
YOU STILL HAVEN’T FOUND SHOCKWAVE HAHAHA
SHOULD’VE TAKEN ME
I’D PLOW THROUGH THOSE FUCKING WALLS AND GET THOSE FUCKING FEMMES
AND THEN
I’D BE SKULLFUCKING THOSE CUNTS ALL NIGHT LONG
Harsh.
YOU DON’T KNOW WHAT HARSH IS PUSSIMUS PRIME
I WROTE THE FUCKING BOOK ON HARSH
That is very harsh.
partyambulance911:
I did not give you permission to do this.
motormonster:
YOU STILL HAVEN’T FOUND SHOCKWAVE HAHAHA
SHOULD’VE TAKEN ME
I’D PLOW THROUGH THOSE FUCKING WALLS AND GET THOSE FUCKING FEMMES
AND THEN
I’D BE SKULLFUCKING THOSE CUNTS ALL NIGHT LONG
Harsh.
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Today went from not so great (because of Ratchet) to rather entertaining.
Although I should send assistance to Cybertron.
partyambulance911:
What are you talking about it’s a great idea! We should try it out tonight for fun.
I already put my stuff up here so dibs.
Okay fine, for tonight only.
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Wait a second. I feel like there’s something more important going on here than bunk beds.
partyambulance911:
Pretty cool, right? I was gonna make the berth bigger for you and Elita but this idea was a lot better.
No. It’s not cool. This is a horrible idea.
partyambulance911:
*Optimus’ quarters are pretty much the same except for the fact there is now a second level to his bunk. Where Ratchet is right now on his little portable console*
partyambulance911:
convoy-of-peace:
partyambulance911:
convoy-of-peace:
partyambulance911 replied to your post: Everyone who is in my universe and does not belong…
Aw, but we were having fun….
They are causing issues and do not need to be here. They must leave.
Aww… fine.
Oh hey also I made some adjustments to your room. I think they look a lot better now.
…
What have you done to...
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partyambulance911:
convoy-of-peace:
partyambulance911 replied to your post: Everyone who is in my universe and does not belong…
Aw, but we were having fun….
They are causing issues and do not need to be here. They must leave.
Aww… fine.
Oh hey also I made some adjustments to your room. I think they look a lot better now.
…
What have you done to my quarters?
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partyambulance911 replied to your post: Everyone who is in my universe and does not belong…
Aw, but we were having fun….
They are causing issues and do not need to be here. They must leave.
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Everyone who is in my universe and does not belong here needs to get out.
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groovysaboteur replied to your post: Did I hear someone say basketball?
Not me no
Oh. I could have sworn it was you.
I just realized I missed April Fools day, so I suppose I will just upload a few pictures to make up for it.
Did I hear someone say basketball?
March 2013
8 posts
^didn’t even hear that^
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I feel something is brewing
i feel it… in the matrix
It is the month of March.
((An AU in which Optimus hates half of the Autobots.
Oh wait that’s G1))
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February 2013
11 posts
